God, I love Deshaun Watson.

If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?

I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

Good for him. I hope he drags them to court if they withhold his salary. It’s his body and he should make the decision. If they were indeed going to bench him, it makes even more sense that he’d want to get the surgery done now. He could spend the next 2 months healing and rehabbing for next season, or spend it on the…

Joe Westworld

He didn’t immediately shoot the black guy?

He tries to punch two POC simultaneously instead of one?

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

Can’t tell if you’re an idiot, an asshole, or a troll... so I’m just going to assume you’re all three.

Where did you get your law degree?

You’re seriously arguing there’s nothing unfair about not re-attaching the tires to a car before giving it back to the customer? That is really your position here?

It seems about 90% of pro athletes have zero personality, and probably even fewer have a goddamned sense of humor. 

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Jesus, the Zapruder footage is clearer than this!

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

“Man, fuck that guy”

I’m sad for CC because, as a fellow Plump American, he’s always been one of my people.

Bob Ryan paid her the best compliment, which is she is the only person in her field who could call college and pro, men’s and women’s, as well as she does.