This’ll be much more effective than just firing the hateful shitheads and hiring hosts who aren’t.

Fun fact:

I’ve noticed more and more people using “shit” as an adjective instead of a noun, i.e., “this is shit pizza.” This is fucking stupid and wrong. How do I know that this person isn’t actually eating shit pizza? The phrase should be, “this is shitty pizza.” Why are people doing this? People need to stop doing this.

Shaun White is 31 and in his fourth Olympics and he got a 98.50 in qualifications last night, so...

She actually made the Today Show watchable this morning; she should get a medal just for that.

Of course his friends will say nice things about him. Otherwise he’ll Rippon them.

With all the food tweets I am just hoping she doesn’t lose the medal because she failed a drug test due to weed.

NBC would let him talk for 10 seconds then throw in 5 minutes of commercials.

Official stance from the pope himself, the leader of the Catholic Church, is he doesn’t care. He made that clear a long time ago.

Do they fire straight teachers who have premarital sex? It’s funny that the Church seems to consider child molestation as a reason to shuffle priests around, but marriage a reason to fire someone.

My understanding, with full acknowledgement that my experience is not universal, is that it is because the individual believes in the organization and believes that their orientation shouldn’t be an issue. One can argue that the “true” message of Christianity is that Jesus’ message of love and forgiveness applies to…

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

Maybe because they expect their constitutional rights would be upheld.

Never underestimate the great white hope

Kings lottery picks since Boogie:

Since when does accusing someone of having a massive dong get considered derogatory?

I agree with these letter writers. I truly hate it when people spread rumors about my giant dong. WON’T PEOPLE THINK OF NICK FOLES’ FEELINGS??!?!?

Watching curling right now. I don’t fully understand it but it IS awesome and it keeps my Olympic dreams alive as an unathletic, overweight 32 year old. During the last Olympics, the first ever pregnant woman in competition was in curling!

Can the US win? If so then the event is of the utmost importance.

Curling is fucking awesome. It’s a direct competition sport that involves both strategy and physical activity and objective metrics of scoring. Don’t get it twisted.