It’s fucked up that Justin Timberlake is headlining the Super Bowl halftime show after playing the active role in the Nipplegate scandal that effectively ended Janet Jackson’s commercial viability.

A Bills game is no place for child!

Steve Kerr is an easy guy to like.

I moved to Texas in 1993 just as the football culture was changing from “water breaks are for sissies” to “stay hydrated guys.” Too bad it took a couple of years of deaths in HS training camps to get the ball rolling.

Honestly. Grown-ups don’t carry that rivalry shit past graduation. It’s a convenient excuse to be able to disregard anything anyone ever does in life by saying they spent four years at a different university whose athletic teams played your athletic teams.

I’m going to put this as nicely as I can: fuck you.

How’s the weather in Michigan today?

It’s like he watched The Post but somehow thought Tom Hanks was the bad guy.

When asked for comment the Governor of South Carolina responded “Did everyone stand for the national anthem?”

If you run a tissue on my face it comes out looking a used Five Guys paper bag. So I need to use the special stuff. I found a couple of products that work for me that are not too pricey. Neutrogena Hydro Boost in the evenings and Cetaphil in the morning. I use whatever moisturizer my wife has (at the moment it’s also…

My pops was a Vietnam vet, and he always said “If those chickenshit assholes actually supported the fucking troops, they wouldn’t wave their fucking peckers around about sending our kids over to whatever piece-of-shit fucking foreign squabble they don’t fucking understand and can’t wait to fall dick-first into.…

OEF and OIF veteran myself.

I had no idea people don’t wash their faces regularly. Like, I knew it was a stereotype for men to not care about skincare but I thought that just meant everything after the face wash. I admittedly have a pretty blasé skincare routine (but looking at these replies maybe not so blasé) that’s only like, 4-5 steps…

...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops

Whereas, the American Flag is the greatest symbol of freedom the world has ever known, standing for life, liberty, the American dream and the millions of American men and women who fought, and died, to defend it

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

I’m confused by people who don’t wash their faces last when they shower. The steam and heat help to open up your pores right?

I don’t understand people who go into a shower, have access to soap, and don’t use it on certain parts of their bodies. Wash you face and your legs while you’re at it.

Animals.

You are all animals. Well, at least the ones that don’t wash your face. Just get a facewash and put it in your daily shower routine. Not too hard. I use Nivea’s Mens Original Facewash. Face feels great.