Please make sure your mom, wife, and daughters get to see your hilarious joke.

I’m nominating this guy for the Marriott Hotels Asshole of the Month Award. Top prize includes a room with a pervert, a drill and a GoPro next door...

It pays to create a public persona of being something of an amiable goofball.

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

Well the simple response is when someone says “But [college team] has four pros!”, you say “[Pro team] has 12.”

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That dog is still a good dog and I don’t really like Mr Ley’s post

You must love the MDA telethons. I bet you laugh your ass off. You're one fucked up dude to laugh at any disabled living thing. It's gross and pathetic.

You know this dog is a sweetheart though. Come on.

That’s a good dog.

Counterpoint: LOOGET THE CUUUTE PUPPEH I WANT TO PET HIM SOOO MUCH! I WILL HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND LOVE HIM AND NAME HIM GEORGE!!!!

Never skip leg day! I see guys around my gym all the time who do nothing but upper body. They get pretty jacked, but its pretty funny to see them strutting around on those chicken legs

So basically you only watch football?

He’s on the U-23 team.

I think Larkin is ineligible because of some U-23 rule. The rest all have a case for sure.

Punt. Er.

On what possible grounds can you justify this ludicrous hypothesis? Do you have access to an alternate timeline in which “this whole thing” didn’t happen and she became an infomercial host? Or are you just speculating bullshit out of your ass? That’s not being honest, it’s being an asshole.

Since we're being honest, you have a lot in common with what my dog leaves in piles on the lawn. Please join the worthless fuckwads who feel the need to attack her talent as well in these comments.

Yeah, that criminal who stalked her and then put naked pictures of her on the internet really did her a solid! Where does she get off complaining? Some bitches just can’t take a compliment.