Update (I have too much time on my hands tonight)

My childhood and teenage years were different than my male counterparts. That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

It's just like Jesus said in Matthew 7:1 Thou shalt not determine the sex of thine own child.

To be fair to Chrissy I don’t know why people would be mad about her IVF process. I have a relative going through it and she had the option of choosing which sex of embryo she wanted transferred. Her and her husband opted just for the most genetically healthy one to be implanted and to keep the sex a surprise, but if…

Men wear helmets and full pads. Women wear little wire goggles.

I was always confused as to why women’s lacrosse players where so little padding compared to the male counterparts

Thats what I tried to tell the cops when I punched that kid for pinching me on the arm but It didn’t work too well.

Toyota Funcamry Dentbeige.

This is exactly how I feel about the Warriors and I have no idea why.

Could be a tag on the pink thingamajig she’s wearing.

Congratulations, Mr. Aldairion, on COTD! My award to you is a Scion xB which this lovely lady will deliver after she wipes off her hand prints.

There is a way to protect them, and it’s to actually call the illegal slides illegal. Umpires routinely look the other way on takeout slides.

Well, people did travel across oceans before there were airplanes.

Maybe they’re diabetic, and those are the only snacks they brought - because they didn’t realize that they would be banned on that specific flight with no forewarning- in which case you’re just as bad as “they are”. Look, you have a tough condition, and that sucks- but unfortunately, the world goes on around you. Your…

If it’s such a hassle to you and other people, why not just drive or take a train then?

Wait...tell me you didn’t just use the “well he makes more money than you” argument.

So you’re as bad as they are? Wonderful.

I’ve always had bigger problems with the older generation while working in retail. If millenials have issues, I blame it on their dipshit parents who coddle their kids into thinking the world revolves around them.

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.