Someone get The Tick to help this guy out

Looks clean to me

This isn’t the point of the article but I am really hung up on the fact seducing an unmarried woman is a crime in Michigan.

Is this what they mean when they talk about the “Patriot Way”

Have you been to a city recently? They all have plenty of homeless and that is indeed sad.

Because they took a perfectly good truck and turned it into that stupid fucking thing making it no longer a perfectly good truck.

That Kupp really runneth over some saints

I need to know more about these pets. They deserve their own post. 

Funny Bones are #1 and I won’t hear anything else

Only other time I heard of this guy was when he was spewing the old “Josh Rosen is entitled” nonsense. So this guy is 2 for 2 of being a dipshit and his comments are getting worse so I can’t wait for his next one. He is probably going to say skyline chili is delicious.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/posteverything/wp/2018/03/06/the-nra-and-its-allies-use-jargon-to-bully-gun-control-supporters/

Here’s the thing though. You don’t need to know the intricacies of guns to know there should be some controls on the access of them. That is shit that is used to distort the message being said. Instead of addressing it you need to misdirect to a different thing.

Auditioning for next year’s ESPN Body Issue

He should have gone with honky

I hope this is similar to the Christen Press/Barstool thing in that they were proposed something that sounded good to them without knowing the group behind it. Bring a bible to school is fucking dumb but generally harmless. If Drew really supports this group then he can definitely go kindly give himself a bleach…

Don’t feel bad Drew. I was not in a coma and had to look up what the Miami Miracle was.

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The movie also gave us this amazing sketch

First the Canadian woman consoling Serena the other week and now this. Women's tennis seems to have some good people playing it. 

I’d suggest just not going to Starbucks