I’ll contribute to Boban’s fine if he does give it a try on Draymond.

This is the perfect comment Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

Help! Help! I’m being repressed

This seems to be it. Cars are expensive and running longer than before. Why would I buy a car when my 14 year old Tacoma with 150,000 miles still runs great?

The show was better before Shaq got there.

I’ll formally shit on him in saying I think at the time Josh Allen was the only first round qb last year worse and after last year I am not so sure 

I’m a millennial (albeit on the old side) and agree with this 100%.

I’m scared of Khalil Mack and I will never see him face to face

I love Rosen. He is a smart thoughtful person making a living where those qualities seem to be looked down on. Also, I think he was the best QB in the draft last year. (I may be wrong about that because Baker looks like the real deal)

Or the coda at the end of the books when the Hobbits become badasses and defeat Saurumon in the Shire

And his team just traded for and paid Frank Clark. 

Lighten up Francis

Lighten up Francis

And you just explained why vaccines should be mandatory. Screw those assholes putting others in danger because Jenny McCarthy told them to.

I just got tested for my resistance to things because I am traveling abroad and needed to know what vaccinations I needed. Turns out I am good with Measles but my Mumps immunity wore off. So this is good info for people about the MMR vaccination in general and not just for measles.

Were you expecting a fucking haiku or something?

Those “hey look at these two, remember how they know each other?” moments as you called them advance and payoff a lot of what was built through all the previous seasons character development. 

The term honky brings everyone joy.

Tomahawk chops for everyone!

Their chicken is bland and I don’t know why anyone goes there.

A run-in with a Balrog will do that