Tomahawk chops for everyone!

Their chicken is bland and I don’t know why anyone goes there.

A run-in with a Balrog will do that

I sat through it and played on my phone 2 years ago at Yankee stadium. No one said anything but I was in an emptish part of the stadium.

I’m surprised they even admitted this since it opens them up to troglodytes yelling that everything it too PC. If they just said they wanted a change people would have gotten mad and forget in 2 weeks.

Butterfingers are the worst. Bart Simpson tricked me into eating them as a kid but I seen realized that they are terrible.

Matthews is carrying a line with 2 guys in pretty much their first full NHL season. Marner is great but he is still the 3rd best guy on the team.

and butter. They use lots and lots of delicious butter

In a vacuum most of those things could be ok. However, when someone makes all those comments they are probably a racist. 

Just another reason I am Team Robot Umpire

Whoa, an NFL team doctor can diagnose a brain injury. Didn't think of ever see the day. 

What do we say to the god of death?

If you watch any college basketball you will realize the refereeing is abysmal. 

Good Guy Giannis 

Neglect. Something shitty happened (drugs or alcohol are likely the culprit) and his “friends” didn’t do anything because they didn’t want to get busted. By the time they acted it was too late for him.

Fraternities are dumb.

This is probably the prevailing opinion of Phillies fans.

I am partial to the Harrington jacket. I got one from Everlane last year.

I am partial to the Harrington jacket. I got one from Everlane last year.

Those are only half. The other half is “scam the govenment for money at the expense of kids hoping to get a better education”