and butter. They use lots and lots of delicious butter

In a vacuum most of those things could be ok. However, when someone makes all those comments they are probably a racist. 

Just another reason I am Team Robot Umpire

Whoa, an NFL team doctor can diagnose a brain injury. Didn't think of ever see the day. 

What do we say to the god of death?

If you watch any college basketball you will realize the refereeing is abysmal. 

Good Guy Giannis 

Neglect. Something shitty happened (drugs or alcohol are likely the culprit) and his “friends” didn’t do anything because they didn’t want to get busted. By the time they acted it was too late for him.

Fraternities are dumb.

This is probably the prevailing opinion of Phillies fans.

I am partial to the Harrington jacket. I got one from Everlane last year.

I am partial to the Harrington jacket. I got one from Everlane last year.

Those are only half. The other half is “scam the govenment for money at the expense of kids hoping to get a better education” 

These people are the fucking worst. They can’t even be bothered to prepare lies for these things. They just walk out there knowing they are doing terrible shit and don’t even pretend they aren’t evil.

And as of right now he has 38 saves. That thing is the only thing to get by him (except the one taken off the board for interference)

I saw Us this weekend and some person’s phone rang 4 times within a 3-4 minute span. How it took them 4 calls to finally silence it is beyond me.

Yo soy fiesta Gronk

You would think someone who appreciates writing in all caps like Drew does would be on board with the yelling.

Damn, that was a good promo. I know it has a lot to do with the fact that he believes what he is saying but still, that was better than almost everything I’ve seen in a while. 

If you think that is one of the worst things about baseball you have a much higher opinion of the MLB than I.