How do I circle around and pretend I didn’t already take a sample so I can get a second?

Nothing says god fearing person like “f*ck your mothers, your grandmothers and even your family tree”

I like the extra 180° of twist after he dunks because he is just that damn high in the air. 

Seinfeld worked with R. Kelly? Man that must have been a weird collab

She should have know he wasn’t Mognolian when he wasn’t trying to tear down the city wall.

I really liked Bad Time at the El Royale. That was an original right? 

I really liked Bad Time at the El Royale. That was an original right? 

Cream eggs are terrible so I will overlook you insulting ham. 

Last game of the year, can’t hold anything back.

Hey, at least he isn't the biggest POS in the UFC. Greg Hardy is still there. 

I saw someone online (and I am too lazy to fact check something this inconsequential) that Fitty unsnapped Suh’s chinstrap immediately preceding this. That may lend some credence to the joking around assertion.

I still think of Al Swearengen every time I see DJ’s name.

I am getting tired of watching Bill O’Brien waste Watson. He spends the first 3 quarters calling offense like Blake Bortles is his QB then the 4th quarter rolls around and he finally unleashes Watson. 

And mimicing Norman’s celebration. Definitely has no idea who he is. 

How much money do you think this lawyer is getting to defend this piece of shit? It can’t be that much. 

“I’m not mad. Actually I’m laughing”

You’re so right. They should go back to defending domestic abusers. 

Yep. He is and has always been bad at calling a game. Sure those Gusgasms are fun but that doesn’t erase the other 59+ minutes of the game where he is useless.

Wait, garlic in your soul is bad? Eff that. Garlic is amazing and I would like to have a soul made of garlic if only to keep the vampires away. 

Quintorris Lopez Jones!

He needs to take the Bosa route and just prep for the draft. Nothing good can come from him playing any more this year.