If she really wants to equal the “flu” game she needs to get shitfaced and perform her whole routine hungover as fuck just like Jordan.

You created a burner for this? If you are gonna troll do better. 

Grammatically dubious is a nice way to put it. This makes the Dead Letters look like Shakespeare. 

It is Plantation, Florida. It is that on the nose. 

This sucks but at least John Cena will grant a wish for him. 

Justin Rogers made a passing mention of this in a story about Megatron a few years ago https://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2015/06/success_of_college_teammate_ha.html 

Good news everyone

Nathan Peterman playing QB is the scariest thing you will see this Halloween. 

That is what you think happened? 

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Simone more.

It is truly amazing how incompetent the hiring people are for some of the public groups. 

Fewer testicles for better aerodynamics. 

Yay, I purchased the Acqua Di Gio already so I am ahead of the curve. Now i just need to find the girlfriend who will want to steal it.

Yay, I purchased the Acqua Di Gio already so I am ahead of the curve. Now i just need to find the girlfriend who…

Yep, just look at Shepard. He is starting to lose it now too. 

Great player on shitty team is mad. News at 11. 

Pretty much everything is better than ketchup on fries. I am not really a fan of ranch but it is still better.

Durkin won like 5 games a year. Who wouldn't sell their soul for that kind of performance? 

You can also sift the flour in to prevent clumping but don’t worry because these people know best.