This is correct but it is because this is when the stupid Cowboys play and no one wants to watch them.

Go with the mousse. I have been thinking about trying to make a rillette and the mousse seems pretty close.

He is better than what they have and it would pretty much end the lawsuit. There is no downside to it.

Kansas never learned this lesson

I had to go with Breer because he is the only one who actually has a job that isn’t giving shitty takes. He does ok reporting from time to time but when he decides to veer from that he really says some dumb shit.

What I really need is a map to find leaded gas stations and Circuit Citys.

How is babby made?

Neat, windows phones were doing this 5 years ago.

So much Random capitalization in these Damn things. Do their fingers just accidentally Hit the shift key Every fourth or Fifth word?

Wait, you were being serious?

You’re right. When someone much smaller than me being held back by 2 other people touches me I should be able to hit them as hard as possible.

Woooo, either the U, Miami police, or both are going to be paying a hefty settlement soon.

‘Member when the Knicks fans boo’d him getting picked?

Yeah, that definitely looks like a size 16 to me. /s

Summary: Trump takes Palin to Albanian pizza chain in NYC then stacks 2 slices on top of each other and eats with a fork and knife. Stewart reacts accordingly.

Jon Stewart did it better http://www.cc.com/video-clips/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad

Question to the grown man wearing a baseball uniform at a press conference: Have you ever done anything that may have been questionable?

People are still rolling out the old “you have to pay to leave nj” joke.

I ate a good amount of Papa John’s in college because they delivered and were part of the meal plan. I haven’t touched it since because it tasted just like the cardboard box it comes in. It is the worst.

I like to pickle red onions for my tacos. Just thinly slice the onion and put it in some lime juice with a couple spices.