What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

If you’ve ever gotten the wind knocked out of you, you know what that feels like. If you haven’t, I don’t know what to tell you. I mean, first of all, you have to realize, I’m not talking about some kind of literal wind. I’m referring to your breath. But the metaphor doesn’t stop there. No, it goes on, much like the…

Opening Three tabs was required just to watch a fucking browns clip. Are you kidding me?

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

Tiny twitter fingers turn to accessing to the nuclear arsenal fingers. 

Amen.

This play here encapsulates a life lesson that I think we’re all missing: don’t try too hard to achieve success. Someone will come in, rip that shit away from you, and bask in the glory, while you lie on the ground wondering how you could have worked so hard, just to end up a failure.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

That’s cold, they wouldn’t even consider every other wednesday?

Execution seems like an overreaction. I prefer a policy that just lox ‘em up.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

First you have to get past the ropes.

Pop/Duncan 2016 - Make America Post Up Again

Oh, jeeze. I ended up getting tens of millions from hackers who just spawned money on top of other players. Having a lot of money sure did make the game a lot more fun but I’m surprised it took them this long to remove it all.

She’s got way better tackling chops than Kluwe!

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Title NEIN