We just need 30-50 good feral hogs.

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

I thought it was hilarious when I got to the end of the article and saw the same recommended one repeated so many times

I cannot get over what a perfect name “Shabazz Napier” is. He sounds like a hip-hop-savvy jazz drummer who did a few records with Christian Scott and is releasing his debut as a leader on Delmark next month.

Still better than the Colts.

majoring in criminal justice

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?

Looking forward to the It’s Your Fault You Got Hurt banner that’ll unfurl for next year’s home opener.

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

The legislature passes laws that say you can’t attack someone, not the cops.

Yeah where I’m from that’s just good hustle

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome

At this point it’s been triple-stamped. A panel of judges will convene next week to rule on no-erasies. NFL could also put forth the argument that one cannot triple-stamp a double-stamp.

Make up your damn minds people. I can only cancel/uncancel this Papa John’s order so many times.

I ate a Pizza Pocket yesterday and now I don’t know where I stand politically.

They would have amputated, however it would have been the wrong leg.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

tldr because it wouldn’t produce the amount of money over a long period of time like shark cards would

It’s pretty dark in the brothels here so I haven’t been able to see their shirts. Things I do for my new bride.

Metal Gear Solid did it!