In the second shot, his face and neck had turned from a normal color to ashen gray. From most to least likely, he’s bleeding internally, or he suffered spine or windpipe damage that either stopped his heart or kept him from breathing. I know that’s frustratingly inconclusive, but it’s the best guess I can make without…

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Decades of semen have made the jag rag as strong as steel.

+1 unsolicited grope

I never thought the Jag Rag would overpower the Terrible Towel.

That would be great, though ATL is my guilty pleasure. Reali’s charm is a big reason why.

I, too, store loose cocaine in my pocket, along with assorted multivitamins.

They were in London, pretty sure the cigarette (or Fag) he was smoking was a Parliament 

He is giving football fans way too much credit. They didn’t give a shit about injured players way before fantasy became a thing.

We need to get back to not caring about injured players as people because they’re not on a team we latched onto due to the happenstance of the region we were born in/bandwagon we arbitrarily hopped on, eschewing all others because we cannot vicariously feel elation and a sense of self-worth in their wins.

and whats up with innings...we should call them outings that is so much more fun

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

Well, at least those players had an excuse for not standing during the national anthem.

If any of you folks rep a faction other than Future War Cult, you’re dead to me.

Disagree. If all this social media stuff was around in Jordan’s heyday, we’d have grilled him because he’d be doing all kinds of hyper-thin-skinned bullshit.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

If you combine this with the whole passive-aggressive LeBron “would routinely go out of his way to tweet about other stuff when the Warriors were on national TV” thing, it’s sorta amazing that the two best basketball players in the world are bigger herbs than the third best player, a dude that does carpool karaoke to…

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

No, but I hear good things!

Yeah, but Kirk, have you tried the MIDA Multi-Tool?