You meant “cut it jort” right?

These white lives matter protests are getting out of hand.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

“What a time it must be to be Karamoko Dembélé.”

Its Peyton, its Peyton on Saturday Evening

Vol Josh Dobbs Lob Beats Bull Dogs

“Cleveland Weed” sounds like the worst designer drug ever: “still makes you fat and depressed, but with none of the euphoria!”

Thank you. My first thought, too.

I REMEMBER TRYING THIS FOR HOURS WHEN I WAS A KID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

You know that feeling you get when you see those families where they all truly love one another and can express it well while you’re reminded of you own dysfunctional family that can barely manage a single holiday without screaming, tears, and changes to the will?

Spurs players will now have bonding sessions while playing Dungeons and Dragons. Awesome.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Best part?
Jeremy “Hardest Hitting 145-pounder” Stephens, last KO’d a guy with punches before Mitt Romney was even the Republican Presidential Candidate.

Tony Romo was injured during this.

Feminism!

“Alabama O-Line”

He just didn’t work in our system. Granted Colts run game is a hot mess but the guy just went north and south..mostly south and couldn’t adjust on the fly if the hole collapsed.

That’s new...

Typlical overwatch elitiest spoiled brat attitude. And people wonder why the game is so toxic.

Given what we know about that “elite” defense of Houston and how shitastic Buffalo is lets make a list of quarterbacks the Patriots could win with after a week or so of practice. Feel free to add to this list.