yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

"When you play with heart! It's supposed to hurt! You just kick the ball!"

Pete Carroll is Willy Wonka. He welcomes all the talented children in but if you're a shithead he happily let's them drown in the chocolate river. On to next week wheeee!

Some out-the-door bashing sounds suspect and weird. But this... this I can believe. Wasn't the story making the rounds that the reason he checked out the game was not just the losing but because he felt he was not getting enough throws coming his way? Or is that a different piece of gossip?

Well if that's the case, he definitely won't be missed in Seattle. Things will change in New York, where Geno Smith will definitely miss him plenty of times on a weekly basis.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.

I feel like the guy in the dumb hardhat thing and the Dockett jersey is just trying to help the aforementioned poor bastard in the blue shirt. He attempts to break the brawler's grip on his throat, and then punches him when that doesn't work. But the cameraman calls him out like he's part of the fight.

Austin Collie used to give similar interviews to the beat writers in Indianapolis, except his stock answer was, "Who am I? Why are you asking me these questions?"

To be fair, the student in question is Brandon Weeden.

He's a man! He's 40!

The capitalization of words for emphasis is what convinced me.

FIRST!

No, friend, he's not a sports player of some sorts. He's a man who gets paid to express his opinion on TV every day. Good rant otherwise, though.

My god, I was half joking, but he literally just said the exact same thing and still doens't realize what's wrong with it.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Relevant: Steven A. Smith, who suggests women learn how not to piss off men so they don't get beat....is a candidate for the Board of Trustees at a NY Charter School.

Sadly, you're probably right.

ESPN fire Steven A. Smith? AAHAHAHAHAHhhAHAHAHAHAHAH!