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Nah, MLS's problem is that it can't attract and/or develop enough desirable players. Every league—hell, every club in the world outside the 40 or so richest ones are feeders to the well-monied clubs. What those other teams can do is cultivate great talent that can be sold for profit, which can then be used to attract

The US squad did not have nearly enough talent to advance beyond the group stage. We almost stole Belgium the way we stole the Ghana game. But we were outclassed in 3 out of the 4 games we played. Don't blame his tactics. He's just being candid. I appreciate it. The future looks bright

It's perfect that this happened on Father's Day, because every dad in the world gets to say "good thing he brought two pairs of pants."

Landon Donovan would have hit a hole-in-one and then walked across the water to get the ball out of the hole, just to get another hole-in-one.

Got close on the color combo. Finding that font was going to take way more time than I was willing to invest.

Here ya go!! AS FOR YOU TODD T SHIRTS

Simmons could not look more out of place

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

That pasta scandal is still the funniest/saddest story. It was just so ridiculous.

This is clearly a fake.

I wonder how the people that picked up barefoot running feel each morning after all those miles on concrete and asphalt...

[drops vape pen, dons fedora] quick! to Reddit!

You're trolling, right? There's no reason for a fan to touch an athlete during play, unless you know there's a sniper on the roof about to shoot him and you're the only one who can save him.

I can't see @Wale do anything on Twitter without thinking of this:

I look forward to the endless arguments between new-wave SABRmetricians trying to prove that Trout's contract is statistically the worst in baseball, while old-school diehards insist that you can clearly tell using your Mk. 1 Eyeball that Cabrera's contract is much worse.

For years, women have been pounding on the glass ceiling. With similar results.

It's her buttplug.