He just loves to be part of the controversy!

"I was also uncomfortable around girls, and I was also called 'A Rod! HA!'"

I've tracked his movements over the last month, and here's what I have so far:

No, yes, no.

Bear GIF. via @Kunk7

Got this story from MY AUNT, tough guy.

They don't have a carriage agreement? That's going to be a problem when you put the cart before the horse.

What will Marrone be like in December when the Bills are 4-10?

How about that, Iceland really is green.

I think it's pretty well-established that I'm not.

Possibly except for the fact that Lacy signed for less than $4 million while Jamarcus signed for $61 million, otherwise EXACTLY THE SAME!

That's a pretty pathetic chip, if you ask me.

Too bad this isn't an Instagram video, because at about 9 seconds is when Eddie Lacy passes out, and at about 16 seconds is when they bring him to by waving a turkey leg under his nose.

NOBODY MAKES ME SPILL MY OWN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK

What an ass.

Also, shame on her for falling asleep during the game like that.

This has to be my favorite reality show right now.

Proof that Ortiz is only "likable" when things go 100% his way, otherwise he's a whiny baby.

Except they didn't. They held out and punished the kid for years when they shouldn't. His numbers are now acceptable so they let him play.

*thinks...thinks...* *sees 9/11 post...* *click publish...* *waits...*