Stephen A: Did you just hear that fart I ripped? It was a top-10 fart of all time!

Did I fart? Or did my mask that turns brain thoughts into human words malfunction? Steven A and I hash it out, tomorrow at 10AM.

such a non-story that you went and took the time to write a witty (dare I say, snarky) comment, commenting on how big of a non-story this is?

This is the most popular major at Vanderbilt.

So, is this your first post here Jay?

This is right on, everything Deadspin has posted has been on point. Keep up the good work.

Very true. At least they seem to be pausing and confirming facts first. Something their parent-site Gawker should have been doing overnight, although granted, news was coming in left and right. I guess I had hoped some would have learned from Monday. DS has been on point all week.

I just want to commend the DS staff for having better coverage than most major media outlets. Well done!

"Okay, Mad Dog, okay, okay, here's what ya do. Okay? You with me? Okay. You take Hughes — I mean, he's a pitcha and those Rox need pitchas, okay? And then you take Youkilis, because he's a Red Sox and you know that ain't gonna be good when the Captain and the real Yankees get back, okay? And, you know, this has…

I'm pretty sure this story was "leaked" by McLovin in a desperate attempt to avoid the Wheel of Punishment.

Wait, so he finished running a marathon, got knocked down by an explosion, made it to the finish line, then refused a wheelchair because his hotel was just 6 blocks away. Bill Iffrig wins the award for being the most boss 78 year in human history.

Red: [narrating] In 2013, Adam Scott escaped from Augusta victorious. All they found of him was a muddy green jacket, a bar of soap, and an sand wedge, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take 14-under-par to wear that jacket off the course. Old Adam did it in less than ten. Oh, Adam loved…

I like Kemp now. Isn't this how someone should react? It isn't like Quentin's actions were merely "disrespectful" (in which case Kemp's reaction would be over the top); the broke his teammate's collarbone. If I were on a team, I would hope my teammates would come to my defense in that situation. If it is the team's…

Nice upgrade - seat #2 is now an isle seat!

Michigan's self-imposed 10-year disassociation from Chris Webber ends exactly one month from the National Championship game, but it would still be pretty cool to see him there tomorrow night.

Worst / best part is that she came to the game with the guy in the blue shirt and red visor.

My guess is, on the next pitch, he slid one into the gap.