Ricky Williams would be so pissed right now if he wasn't sooooooo high.

World's biggest invisible hoagie.

It's just a new contract for Justin Verlander: https://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/st… BOOOOOOOOOO!

Xzbit: " Yo Dawg we heard you like to comment so we put a comment in a comment so you can comment while you comment."

Just noticed here brother getting a handy.........................

great comment guy, fantastic. full of substance.

It was just announced that shortly after allowing Rogers' jewelry stash to get sacked, the hotel safe's door was signed to play left tackle for the Arizona Cardinals.

So who else's brackets are all FGCU'd up?

FATALITY. (To your bracket.)

They'll never find the body this time...

Saved the Cheerleader!!!! Saved the WORLD!!!!!!

Cant believe I spent $100 to sit behind the nerd heard.

They won't check my backyard just because of this. The bodies are safe. They are safe. Stop talking to me, Kazoo!!

Just remembered an IT Crowd joke.

Hermione Granger.

*Just remembering Jeremy Lin also attended Harvard

Hey, it could have been worse. Joe Morgan could have been talking.

They're probably just pissed off that they weren't at home watching Splash.

Superintendent Mike McVey's Phone number: (740) 283-3767 and a contact form on school districts site here. Should probably bombard him.

New to Deadspin? Haven't seen Tuesday Night Fights then?