MUST be a long-sleeve, slightly off-white tshirt.

"I love Jonathan E.

"Thank Christ."

Redneck Pompeii.

When the empty-netter attempt dinged off the post, followed closely by the tying goal, you just KNEW this shit wasn't ending well.

PUTIN: Pull the goalie.

The first time I saw it, I literally said "go fuck yourself" to the TV. I enjoy a cold, frosty mug of 'Merica, fuck yeah" every now and then as much as the next guy, but Caddy could have done it without work-shaming an entire continent. I'd take August off in a goddamn heartbeat.

Without this getting all Penthouse Forum-ish...her 1985 Fiero. Junior year of college. She was an NCAA Div. 1 gymnast. We considered it a challenge. We won.

Ahem.

Have you SEEN most sportswriters? Being told that someone "just isn't into them" should be something they're all painfully familiar with.

"You are looking LIVE at early onset dementia."

I bought one three weeks ago. Raphael pretty much nails it. I've got the five-door with most of the available bells and whistles on it and here are my impressions:

I bought one three weeks ago. Raphael pretty much nails it. I've got the five-door with most of the available bells and whistles on it and here are my impressions: