Being John Malkovich, iPhone-style.

I'm waiting for the FB app that will write my biography, Walter Isaacson-style.

Okay, I've got to get my eyes checked. I clicked because I read "Cynthia Nixon Assures Concerned Parties Beastiality Isn't a Choice." O.o

Sorry, I was just trying to be clever. No one said anything after the trailer, so it was quiet enough to hear a cricket chirping. Regarding the Euro-produced comment, it was produced by EuropaCorp, a French film company, which, while this should not be disparaging in any way to the production or story in the film, is…

Lock-Out looks like those mid-90s Van Damme Sci-Fi flicks (Timecop, Universal Soldier), except with 21st century CGI, which is just as cheap but looks much better than 20th century CGI, and Guy Pierce. This is a Euro-produced film and it got crickets at the theater where I saw the preview, before watching The Grey,…

So cool, young, ahead of his time Ferris turns into middle-aged, doudy, desperate-for-a-buck Matthew Broderick? It's like looking at Facebook pictures of everyone you went to high school with before your 20th reunion and finding out that the cool kids now have families and drive mini-vans. It's like comparing 2012…

So it's a penalty to grab a face mask if you're defending, but not if you're running with the ball?

I saw this on House. A guy coughed up a lung. I chalked it up to dramatic license. I guess I was wrong.

They will only address this when one of Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook friends dies. The guy has the visionary skills of a small potato.

I saw this on Today and the one thing that stuck out was how Matt Lauer approaches this interview like a truth seeking attack dog, just as seriously and hard-nosed as he did with Jodi Kantor and her book on the Obamas in the segment before. He is so desperate to be legitimate, it bleeds off him onto the floor and…

I'm looking forward to this and hoping that they bring it to Miracleman golden age territory by the end (i.e. alien technology made them what they are, they become gods, aliens have to intervene to stop the fighting, etc.).

Light therapy is a great help for SAD. You can buy visors now so you're not chained to a light box. [store.lighttherapyproducts.com]

>One of the most curious things about the CMB anisotropies is that the multipoles seem to line up with the solar system's ecliptic... it had to be a foreground effect...

<<< First, this.

Forgive me if this is uncouth, but I'd like to buy it for Christmas! Copyright aside, this is the greatest book mashup since P&P&Z!

Regarding the gamification of society, I get bored in meetings so to stay awake I write down everything that is said. Lately I've been seeing conversations as Powerpoint bullets. It makes listening even easier and is a kind of game to keep me interested.

I liked Melancholia because von Trier shows the planet hitting the Earth in the beginning.

Also, most of the endings are too complex. Surprised most of them are children's films.

Yeah, 3-5 minutes seems excessive. And is that on full power? I've done this and it takes less than a minute for the sponge to lose all of it's moisture. I think when they say "wet sponge" they mean "soaking wet sponge," in other words, don't squeeze it.

If you buy the longest version, will he throw in a free pair of truck nuts?