The iPad is the Windows 95 of 2010.

This reminds me of the time I anonymously left an orange on a co-worker crushes desk and was forever dubbed the orange stalker.

@gingersnap555:

@childe★herald: Hate to nitpick, but you dropped a word in your last sentence.

@tastesgoodtoo: Yes, so awesome to claim an iPad as a business expense...

They should have added a season 7 in this style to make it a farce.

This is going to stick with me forever.

I just slowed down Led Zeppelin's The Wanton Song by a factor of 16.59 and it sounds like Whales mating in a Robert Plant nightmare land.

Well at least he didn't call her a HOPA

These are the types of articles I'd like to see more of on Gizmodo. Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to read it all.

@ivorytusk: "It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes it's toll."

@atatnyc: yes, that's the propaganda. although when her production crew first added the monitors behind her she had no clue (it's in the early gagavision videos) she also says she hates the truth. so go figure. there is a style being pushed, but it's hardly original.

But but but don't you know they're both possessed by the same demon? I thought this was common knowledge all over the internets... I suggest one edit above: "Now they can BE workED for one cause: the realignment of meaningful creativity and societal influence with popular music." Because no "artist" is propped up on…

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I blame excessive photoshopping on gay men or angry old women in the fashion industry who obviously hate the female form and thus are disgracing it in any way they can through the mass media, both to deface it and make women feel horrible about their bodies.

Call me crazy, but I'm just not turned on by girls who look like little boys. I liked her better with long hair.

I swear by Tazo Zen Zero calorie. Too bad it's never on sale when the other Tazo teas are. That, or Vitamin Water Zero, which may have horrible sugar substitutes that may decrease your lifespan by 20 years, but who's counting?

It's funny that the Old Spice commercial is at the bottom of this article.

How about this:

3d is like Imax. It will still be around, but very niche. 3d TV is stillborn.