Is your keyboard apparatus like super fucked up, or can you just not type “African” correctly to save your nocturnal life??
Yeah...Who knew that John Mayer and Michael Vick had SO much in common??
Nah, son. Dulles (for an international airport) is the shit. You can get there, via the toll road, from NW DC in 35mins.
The Worst Place You Ever Got Sick: Africa.
You'd be surprised (...or, maybe not?) what studios pay to essentially learn what peeps are saying right here in the Gawker media comments section.
Repping VA so hard, it'd be interesting to hear what he had to say about all of this.
Uggh, but why tho?? These guys weren't playing any if it...
If by "local" you mean DC area...it's not because the UVa/Rolling Stone isht is back in the news, today...
Nah...That's clearly just Brian Roberts' burner/troll account, doing his best Tracy Jordan impression...duh?!
Yup, I was def in Cancun for that first vid clip. They also taped one of the first ever eps of DisMissed. And, I was asked to be a contestant on Celebrity Dream Date with Jessica Simpson (Pre-Nick Lachey... Tuna/Chicken ...).
...Epilogue: Because I have zero game, nothing ever happened. I did really well on the exam, though.
No, no silly...it's Uncle Tom Lemon!!
So, can we even get it now? 'Cause when I tried last night it seemed that K.Dot broke iTunes??
This piece (sadly) was awesome.