You, SHUT yo' mouf!!!

I'm more bothered by the cell case. I got this one, specifically:

Yeah...since they'd rather boost this bottom line:

...Soul Calibur...

Speaking of "semen gloss" and softcore...a former acquaintance, in the (porn) industry, used to say that they used Cetaphil on set, as a "simulation prop" for 'facials'.

(He also compares zoophilia to interracial dating, hoping that one day, the former may be as acceptable as the latter...)

Exactly...So they should do the same, here

She interviewed students at Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Penn, and soon found herself floating south down the prestige river to the University of Virginia...

Nice piece...and some good prepping info for parents out there. Hopefully some of this get instilled in our youth, early on...but, don't be fooled....this:

Ohh, juicy!! So that's really "Kiana Maria Rogers"?? Are you Brandi Rogers?

In 1999, the League hired Buckley as the New York Giants Security Representative. Buckley is a licensed private detective in New Jersey and a former police officer in Paterson, New Jersey...He reported to us that he does not have substantial familiarity with or connection to Atlantic City law-enforcement officials and…

Dang, you left out Sandra from the family photo?? That's COLD...

Now, Robbie, you don't count...

I actually wonder how they pronounce the car up there. 'Cause I got a used one via an immigrant South Korean, and he definitely pronounced it 'Volva'...

Didn't NK/Sweden have some strange deal a while back over black denim jeans or some shit? Weird biz partners.

Fuck Yaz...all of their bullshit AND use of one of my favorite St. Germain tracks!!

Ahh, Front Royal VA...where I attended 4H summer camp, and learned to shoot my first gun...Good Ol' Virginny...