The term “sex symbol" died along with Burt Reynolds. 

Making Faces was great not just for the makeup tutorials, but for the section showing how makeup and contouring in particular could completely transform a look.

Requires more stars.

Nuke the world already. End it. Seriously. Nothing is worth saving.

lol, JINX

The nice thing about getting old is that you stop caring about wearing high-maintenance clothes that aren’t comfortable to begin with in the name of fashion, and require you to freakin’ macguyver the stupid thing to make it wearable.

As an Illinois native with a healthy distaste for all things Wisconsin (except for your delicious, delicious dairy products you bastards!!!!! *Shakes fist*) I beg to differ. Wisconsin is a lot of things, but Florida North is not one of them. You’re your own special little snowflake of a weird/fucked up state.

I found another leaked screenshot.

Fuck arsenic. Let’s bring back opium dens and over the counter dexedrine.

Baby 1: “We need to have a serious talk about your choices”

And FINALLY Jezebel mentions this story.

There are SO many books about them in the U.K. I don't understand it either — SO much better than Downton.

why are there not fifty thousand movies about these chicks. fifty. thousand.

Wait...Sorry off-topic...

I am expecting, and the Mr and I are determined to dress the offspring A) like a baby and B) NOT in strongly gendered clothing. I assume he also wishes to avoid dressing the baby like a teeny tiny prostitute, so the Kartrashians won't be getting our business. Babies DO NOT need leopard print anything.

Oh you

Can we get Seize down in here to talk about phimosis and paraphimosis, please? Please?

The vulva, labia, and clot are very sensitive and would let us know. The vagina is (to quote something Kinsey wrote) a "dead cavity" for feeling—-not so many nerve endings and whatnot. I'm actually thinking this experience UterineStench wrote about is false because the idea of both of them being really into "heavy…

Mark's penis-washing choir:

I thank your mother very much. clean your foreskin on the regular so no funky build up