I cackled like a hyena at work, good thing it was away from my co workers 

Yikes, she likes to play with sharp objects…

I swear on my left pinky that the voice in that recording is of the legendary movie actress Dolores del Rio who was besties with Frida Khalo. Example A: If you compare her voice on her film Abandonadas (1945) done around the same time of the newfound recording, they are so similar in intonation and speech pattern.

GURL!! Big hand claps from here as its beens the same story with me...almost a decade ago. You will be fine in the long run and YEAH a partner who will not enjoy the same things you do is NOT a true partner at all. Nowadays I enjoy watching “period films” in my off days and if the boo is around I’ll drag him to…

I’d calmly get up grab myself a whole bottle of wine and while chugging it off the bottle I’d call animal shelters all around. “Hello? Yes hi I found a kitty on the side of the road and want to know when I can drop it off? Hmmmm of course, ok thank you”

I other news I was drinking beer on my porch after a midwest rain and suddenly I heard a mosquito buzzing around my ear. The hungry noise to suck my blood for its survival and minute relevance of a couple of days was pure, natural and beautiful music to my ears. Until I squashed it between my hands and said,…

MEH, mot much different than a gaudy lineup at a Vegas brothel on a busy Friday night, expect that these girls really work hard for their money and make it worth the time spent. The ones on the screen are just a bunch of chihuahuas parading for cheap entertainment for the masses.

Yeahhh so yesterday I was supposed to get a delivery of Chicken Lo Mein with a side bag of ‘mushrooms’ about 2pm? I was told to keep on the lookout for a kid riding the sidewalk? Delivery kids these days, ugh!

Guuurl! Tie your veil and pull up yer skirt, so much work to do rather than looking fabulous and prone to accidents...geez!

Ughhh!! Bring on the sad violins, the box of tissues, the cheap wine and saltine crackers to slash my wrists at the end of that performance!🙄😩🙄😩🙄

AW HELL NO! I know you didn’t use that type of language to talk about my gurl JJ. I will mop the floor with you before lunchtime is over! Grrr!

Really?! The same mother lover who shamed all the frat bros on his college by being a typical douchebag? GTFO America who voted for that human called his progenitor...stupid lot.

Santa Rosa of Lima from the 16th century rolls over her grave and sighs at the ‘fashionable’ girls of 2017...😕

Nope, not enough minorities to mingle with, and cloudy days will get me irritated after one week. Pass.

Operator 1-meh!

Sofia almost lost the chance to date her future husband because it would be “too much work”?! ‘Desgraciada’ you’re way too modest, ugh....

Those French fries have been obsessed with our Peruvian llamas since the 19th century, when the Peruvian government comissioned a French artist to carve a statue of the Peruvian Mothetland with a “llama” as in “fire” on the head instead of a “llama” as is the “animal”. The instruction got lost in translation and the…

Each closet has its own set of locks and whatever else lies inside, some closets are harder to open than others...

Hold your horse legs honey!!! You renounced your masculinity which gave you the ability to win those medals, but now you want to use part of your past as guy, to highlight your newfound persona for us to gawk at?!! GET.THE.FUCK.OUT. You selfish human being!