Reliable sources close the trainwreck claim that the real issue was her prosthetic leg who wanted to have a big part on the seventh season. It wanted to follow on the steps of the iconic leg lamp from the classic movie A Christmas Story and this was to be her big path to Hollywood. Well goodbye prosthetic leg, we…

Yes, I have been told to have a small incision done at the tip so it will expand the opening. Apparently it heals fast if cared properly and awkwardly walking for three weeks at least. Might consider it after I get done with school.

What does Jesus have to do with it? Do you have solid proof that he washed his uncut penis everyday?

Oh dear me, are you still clutching your pearls? Or did you fell on your fainting couch while searching the smelling salts? I did not say I never take showers, I just have a challenge when cleaning my big mushroom dickhead because it's very sensitive to any touch. Living in a cocooned world must be a blissful…

Haha!! I'd love to read those essays.

My dickhead is such a puss with showers hehe, I have to basically wait until it's asleep n then drop water gently and use lots of soap n then more water to rinse itself. He's a spoiled dude.

Yes and apparently mine is not as severe so the general option is to get a small incision. I just have to get over the fact of a surgical knife coming close to it, and having to walk with my legs open for weeks. :/

Ha! I laughed for a min at the name but this fancy schmancy gadget makes sense. Thank you.

Yup that's me, which is why I wash with cold water to wait until buddy is half-asleep to finally rinse.

It's sincere, the foreskin is very sensitive and a blessing when it comes to taking care of business by myself. I've gone to 7th heaven and back many times because of this small piece of flesh. :)

Interesting and thanks for the info, my knowledge of the vagina comes from high school biology and that's it. And yes I kind of took the story with a grain of salt, the fact that she knew exactly how many days went by raised a flag.

Healthy dude here with a penchant for spanking the monkey three times or more a day thank you very much. However not a fan of oral sex or sex with no condoms. ;)

Nope because I'm not a fan of oral sex, or sex with no condoms. Plus it helps to drink water all the time to help clean up the pipes.

Big mushroom head, small foreskin opening. It ain't easy at it seems to just do it on a regular basis. Plus it doesn't help if the head is supersensitive.

Yes, there are lots of sexy times, but only with a condom because my head is supersensitive and any friction with the foreskin during copulation is very very uncomfortable.

Easier said than done folks, of course I was taught to pull it back and rinse it everyday. However, my mushroom of a dickhead is big compared to the opening of the foreskin to just pull it back whenever to just wash it. So I have to basically relax, breathe deeply and like carefully proceed to do the deed. And it…

I'm a dude with an uncut penis (thank you mom, I love you!!) so every now and then when my foreskin builds up a gunk of stinky cheese, the head gets itchy and that's my signal to stop whatever I'm doing to take a cold shower and clean up the little rascal thoroughly with soap. Ladies? Don't your lady parts itch…

I have to deny myself some pork to watch my waistline and fit on my size 2 dress.

Two greasy cheeseburgers with patties blended in BBQ sauce, lots of onions with tomatoes and a tall glass of lazy lemonade (half-drunkenly made in blender) and BAM! Who said HANGOVER?

I often give birth to twins or triplets after eating a baby size burrito from my favorite Mexican grease joint. Those hot chiles I tell you...