Two greasy cheeseburgers with patties blended in BBQ sauce, lots of onions with tomatoes and a tall glass of lazy lemonade (half-drunkenly made in blender) and BAM! Who said HANGOVER?

I often give birth to twins or triplets after eating a baby size burrito from my favorite Mexican grease joint. Those hot chiles I tell you...

You're welcome and yes, he is my new imaginary pony to ride to in my world hehe

I want to climb like a monkey all over him and put flowers on his beard and never ever come down to earth. Swoon.

The kid in me would hide these jeans before my mom takes it to the washing machine, I think they look cool hehe

Yeah that label put me off for a second but I definitely dig their dance routine. Also I could see dirty knees as a trend for jeans.

YAAAWWWNN, thats some cute shit and all but that doesn't compare to these kids who can REALLY groove to the music.

I dunno, that kind of warning alone would make the population of Castro, SF go wild and crazy.

Amen to that,

Yeah Jezebel, today I am shaking my index finger at you. Bad Jezebel bad!!

Two men can get stuck together as well when a 'BBC' and a small donut try to party...just sayin'

All the cuteness overload turned into lust at the blink of an eye...gee thnx.

AY DIOS MIO QUERIDA!!

YAWWNNN....wake me up when you get a close up of Idris Elba's magnificent shlong. zzzz zzzzz snore.

AAAAAAZUUUCAR!!!

This came to mind when I barely got done reading the title for this article.

Tell her, I've been there before and the pain and humiliation is unbearable at times but then you put yourself on the other woman's shoes and think how much it will affect her in the near future. He seems immature and not ready for married life, this should be a lesson he will thank you someday.

My apt. is an awesome attic with high ceilings and big windows built in the early 1900s. Unfortunately because of that the heat is unbearable even with a full AC on, so I have been sleeping sans clothes or bedsheets and have no need to wash them. Unless my pillow starts smelling funky or I have had a wild rendezvous…

MEEEOOOWWW bitchy Jezzies MEEEEOWWW n HISSSSSS!! MEOW lol

Nope, Ellen did not unearth that pic (luvs ya gurl). I actually remember reading about that picture a few years ago when Michelle was new to the spotlight and I think it had to do with the guys she had dated on her youth. This guy was her high school sweetheart and though there was a lot of love between them, the…