For the millionth fucking time — Africa is a continent, not a country. It's covers 6% of this planet with over a billion people. It's not some monolith poverty hellhole where kids have flies in their eyes and everyone lives off UN food rations while lions hang out in the wilderness. And no African countries don't…

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Unless you are 100% native american you shouldn't even whisper the words "illegal immigration". I'm so tired of people in the US up on their high-horse all against letting people into the US. It's not illegal immigration you should be against, it's the terribly slow, painful and bureaucratic nightmare path to legal…

Oh god, dude. What the hell does this have to do with a Sienna getting hit by a concrete truck?

Have you considered that perhaps your inlaws just suck?

Me too. Also because the cat's paws were all over it. But I am also a nutty germ freak weirdo.

I am definitely the person who wouldn't use the toilet paper bc it's touched the ground.

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.

I'm replying to you, but also kind of to everyone in this thread that is missing the point dramatically basically due to a very simplistic way of looking at both feminism and the lgbt community. I'm not meaning to sound aggressive, but in an effort to be efficient, I'm going to number my points and my comment is going…

E Gads!! If he takes over fashion then, then, I mean the whole of the world will come tumbling down upon us all!!

This isn't my story, because I'm a pussy and don't know how to get revenge. My brother, on the other hand...

Years ago, when I was working at a small company, they hired a young guy to assist the three senior women in our department.

I must hang out with the right people because they will mercilessly mock you for wearing pristine sneakers, particularly white ones.

Sorry, these shoes are a train wreck. The story shouldn't be about them being dirty but that they're just ugly. Maybe I'm old but why would a dude want to wear white basketball kicks like this. Go get a nice pair of shoes.. Your girl will thank you.

white pumas scream " I have never worn a jockstrap, ever".

Sneakers are supposed to get dirty. That means you're using them/playing sports in them (okay, fine, you're probably not doing the latter, but you get to look like you are). Keep your dress shoes clean.

You're not supposed to actually wear the sneakers.

Argh, I am dying to scuff your white Pumas with my black Adidas, you nerd.

Non-denominational animal friendly petroleum based foot apparati. Duh.

My husband is still being stalked, almost a decade later, for being a legal observer at an Anonymous protest of Scientology. Granted, LOs are almost on the anti-establishment side, but following a neutral party (full disclosure: he doesn't like them much now) around for YEARS is going to sour a lot of people on your…