Wait, what? How do you kick off to start two halves? I mean... The same team kicking off both halves? How does that even happen?

You got robbed on that closet of an apartment. I have a sibling who had a 2 bedroom apartment in Austin for under $800 a month. This was in 2012.

Nah... I read that like Bill Clinton's denial of doing anything with Monica Lewinsky: "I did not have sex (pause) with that woman."

Nah... I read that like Bill Clinton's denial of doing anything with Monica Lewinsky: "I did not have sex (pause) with that woman."

Just because there are witnesses doesn't mean any of them will come forward. And it doesn't mean that, if forced to give witness, will actually say anything in support of Kluwe, and for various reasons, too. Some may not want to even possibly be perceived as in support of marriage equality, some may not want to be…

Civilians aren't subject to military code rules.

What the... WHAT?!

All I could think of when I read that is that that guy has a pencil dick. Seriously, how is the head of someone's penis narrow enough to fit a wedding ring over it?

I'm a girl and some of these were giving me phantom penis pain. Good lord... Like the getting stuck in a treadmill one. Shudder

Am I the only one who can't watch it?

Man, there really doesn't look like there's any give at all on that stuff. I wonder if it's at least as springy as the stuff they spray on tracks? But even that stuff has a bedrock layer of concrete topped with asphalt, so it's not exactly soft.

Man, there really doesn't look like there's any give at all on that stuff. I wonder if it's at least as springy as the stuff they spray on tracks? But even that stuff has a bedrock layer of concrete topped with asphalt, so it's not exactly soft.

I don't like Rihanna... I just came on here to comment the following:

I still have a PSP2000 that I bought used from GameStop. But I forgot about it and stopped playing with it sometime around 2011. I recently "rediscovered" it and now I can't get it to connect to my home wifi, and the last update Sony seems to have put out for it (also in 2011ish) doesn't seem to be available anymore.…

Harmonica?

Look up helmet cam video on YouTube... They catch plenty enough of drivers occupying lanes that cyclists have "taken" (which is what they are legally required to do if there are no bike lanes, or if they're doing something like turning left at an intersection that has a specific left turn lane, etc). The cameras also…

You are my human, and I will protect you from those vile doglike things outside. Now. Get. Inside.

My mom makes cornbread from scratch every thanksgiving and Christmas, so I'll ask her for ya later today.

I suck at running (see super long comment below, if you want), and I've never been an athlete, but could part of the problem be because you may not be extending fully on a treadmill like you would running on open ground? Or that treadmills are so springy compared to some earth? I know the few times I've tried to jog…

Yes! Yes to everything you've written here, and all your sentiments (especially the guilt from feeling judged by the people who have been at the gym longer than me, and stay after me).