I went to a private university chock full of trust fund kids.
Growing up, my family was poor. Not "legally below the poverty line" poor, but shopping at Kmart "blue light specials," clipping coupons from the Sunday paper, mom-made-a-lot-of-our-clothes, mowing lawns and selling lemonade and babysitting during the…

Except it was the 18th of November.

Except it happened on the 18th of November.

I don't think he has it that long because he was hoping to score a Head & Shoulders endorsement... He's American Samoan, and it's part of the culture that men have long hair.

It probably didn't hurt because it's dead. And like a previous commenter said, some of those dreads were probably weak in spots.

Baker wasn't upset that he didn't get the report first? How does a reporter, even a sports reporter, not know how to file a public information request properly? His "polite" little emails gave that police department all sorts of ability to be able to pretend they didn't think it was an official request for…

Just a quick note to say thanks for posting a Sunny Day Real Estate song. :-)

Have you ever sat in a car during the hottest part of the day (or really, any part of the day during the summer) with the windows cracked two inches? It still gets unbearably hot. I don't live in Las Vegas, but where I do live, temps are in the 90s or higher most of the year. Internal car temps soar past the 100° mark…

Leave him alone, he must be Romeo Rose's more "genteel" brother.

I live somewhere where it's ungodly hot like 98% of the year... Wearing a scarf while cycling would be stifling. A foam and plastic helmet, with air vents, is way more preferable to a scarf airbag.

Exactly! Like I I told some twitter troll... How many "family restaurants" (he called Hooters a family restaurant) do you see where the wait staff consists solely of males dressed in codpieces, and maybe called "Johnsons?" You don't.

Exactly! Like I I told some twitter troll... How many "family restaurants" (he called Hooters a family restaurant) do you see where the wait staff consists solely of males dressed in codpieces, and maybe called "Johnsons?" You don't.

Exactly! Like I I told some twitter troll... How many "family restaurants" (he called Hooters a family restaurant) do you see where the wait staff consists solely of males dressed in codpieces, and maybe called "Johnsons?" You don't.

I was cringing and making all sort of horrified facial expressions during and after reading this story... Then I got to your comment and burst out laughing imagining you clenching your cheeks on the seat. Lol. Thanks.

As a former barista myself, I totally get what it's like when a regular does something amazing like that in the face of an absolutely rude moron. But dang! I'm jealous, lol. I'd be swooning, too. :-)

I would add to that: a ps3, Xbox 360, wii, PSP, Nintendo DS, five gajillion different controllers for them, a blue tooth headset for them, paid subscriptions to their networks, and five gajillion games for them all.

Sic 'em, Bears!

Man, that's a better sheet toga than any I've ever made.

So does Hannah Storm.

I don't know what this gif is from, but it's creeping me the fuck out! shudder just like Romeo Rose, so, appropriate I suppose.