Honestly, fuck Valve. The whole HL 3 thing is so played out its not even funny. Make a new Portal or GTFO

get yourself around to it and find out! (seriously, play it, best game ever)

...followed by that pfffffffffhhhhh thing he does to Roach <3

Geralt’s hair swaying in the wind tho...

how do people like this avoid getting the shit beat out of them?

Im on the last, final mission and just cant muster the give a fuck to finish. I didnt hate it, but I realized I went through the entire game half assed and absolutely not engaged at all with the missions or characters.

yea, but that was one helluva 1% .

I agree. Its not awful. Its definitely not up to what I would at one point have considered the BioWare standard, but its on par for what they have put out as of late. Still, its a shame really that this probably killed Mass Effect

Its just like your experience, but 6x longer :)

Cough....Witcher 3...Cough Cough

I usually leave a might take a dump on the rug clause into every invite I pass out just to avoid these situations.

i couldnt do this. I used to actively stress about my K/D ratio in CoD. I wish i could have opted out of being able to view my stats.

Chrissy T’s confusion about butthole visibility is kind of annoying. Of course he can see it. Unless their version of doggystyle mimics the cat portion of the cat-cow yoga pose.

Will it play the Witcher 3 at 60 FPS in 4K? Fuck it, will it play the Witcher 3 at 60 FPS at 1080P? If yes Im sold.

so from what I see in this admittedly sparse trailer is that there is a wall, some scary shit goes down beyond that wall and you can fuck with that shit by getting into a mech-suit..not my cup of tea, but again, the trailer was pretty meager with the details. And I’m not digging BioWare’s Frostbite products thus far.…

I did every mission given to me right up until the last mission and I cannot muster up the enthusiasm to even finish it...

you are in for a treat.

I would pay serious money to experience the Witcher 3 again for the first time. I agree with the jealousy of someone experiencing it for the first time. I still get the warm and fuzzies when Geralt wakes up next to the campfire with Vesemer in White Orchard with the sunrise. I know how much fun Im set to have…