Well, knowing the Jets, you may in fact get to see Winston pulling off these sweet moves as part of gang green.

Oh man, please leave Brady off the list. He was awful before they got Gronk on the field, and he still routinely misses open receivers beyond 10 yards. He's one of the greatest, granted, but the last few seasons his decline has been masked by good coaching, a good run game and Gronk.

The conspiracy theories from the Bills fans after this were amazing.

Asking the daughter first? Classy move. It takes a real man to be able to step up and be a father to someone else's child, and that right there is some excellent step-parenting.

I really liked the starters for XY, but I think all of the starters for ORAS are terrible. I played red/blue/yellow, and then took a long time off from pokemon. XY is my first in the series since the first generation, and I have to say I find it a lot of fun, but good lord am I overwhelmed with the number of pokemon…

Well, that was broken sooner than anyone expected.

Yeah, it's obnoxious, nauseating, pedantic bullshit, but it's harmless. Do you get paid to write this? I ask because a brotha can't even get 4 likes for his facebook rant regarding the ending of Interstellar, let alone cash to complain about a series of shitty viral videos that exist in a digital ocean of shitty…

I'm a Broncos fan. I completely agree- our O-line has been mediocre-to-shit all year. But, please...please don't bring that asshole to Denver.

So much class! Look at all dat class!

It may not be this year, but Syracuse University is the top school for journalism damn near every year. Go Orange.

Everything's bigger in Texas- even the traffic.

In Herm's defense, Harbaugh is the only member of that FO that isn't a total fucking piece of shit. Allegedly.

knowing their luck, this is the year he'll join Cushing on IR.

Good lord, that first run-on-sentence is torturous. Great perspective, though.

Does anything good happen in Florida?

How's the air up there in your ass, Keith?

didn't think she'd slip up so early.

I can't find the only damn thing I've ever liked on the McDonald's menu anymore...the hot and spicy chicken sandwich. It's been replaced with inferior chicken sandwiches. It's McUnacceptable.

I hadn't really bothered with Nintendo in so long...but then my kids started getting curious about video games. Now? Some of my favorite moments come from nostalgia tripping while playing Wind Waker HD with my step daughter and helping my 4 year old son work through Super Mario World 3D. In a house with a PS4 and…

Look at all of that land to do the same 6 things on!