I've read a lot of positive things about the episode, and now I'm stoked that I've got a rad coat to look forward too. It's a shame I have to play through the first two chapters again to get to that wonderful jacket, though, as the game client can't seem to find my save data. I had heard the rumors about the first…

Which is such a shame, because he's one of the few reviewers on the youtubes that thoroughly backs up each and every gripe he has with the game he's reviewing. I might not have always agreed, but he articulated his points so well and I could always at least appreciate what he was saying about it.

Farmville VR. Finally!

Actually, Alvin isn't dead in my game. No one from the new group died. Just Mathew and Walter.

"Look, sexuality just shouldn't be a distraction in the locker room, okay? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to deal with a player who just raped a pregnant woman and another who accidentally shot himself while driving under the influence." -NFL Exec

First off (and full disclosure, Broncos fan) that would be an amazing SB.

The accompanying cartoony-sidekick cackling is a nice touch in each video.

I went to a game in Baltimore one time to watch Kyle Orton lead my Broncos squad to a loss. My buddy and I found a bar run by a Broncos fan that was driving a bunch of Denver fans to the game, so we rode with them. A few (very intoxicated) girls put their heads out the windows and started talking trash to some folks…

It's nice of them to take the opportunity to try and sell us DirecTv. Very frustrating. I expect Madden to be an annual disappointment, but this...fuck. EA feeds on our tears.

CLOUD Saves. See what I did there?! Rim-shot!

CLOUD Saves. See what I did there?! Rim-shot!

See, once they leave the womb, Republicans something something abortion joke.

Agreed. The movie adopted the realistic tone of TDK trilogy without adopting it's concequences, and it was...weird. When a building collapsed in TDK, there was panic and concequence. When a city was crushed by an epic fight between aliens in Superman, there was a makeout scene on the city's ashes. It's jarring,…

I got through the last hallway before the operating room without killing a single guard. This game did such a good job of making me weary of conflict. So at that point, I think without the thought of being retaliated on, I finally let out my frustration and aggression and shot the doctor. It made the scene…

Oddly enough, the people of Xbox want to watch you play games, too. Always.

"Just let it happen, it'll all be over soon." It's cool. Her body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

That's the beauty of X-box live! I don't even have to seek out advertising, I pay Microsoft 60 bucks a year and they deliver it right to my homescreen!

This vigor is called "Fabulous Pinkerton."

Honestly, The designs in VII are some of the simplest of the series. I mean that as a good thing. This outfit, for the most part, seems functional. No ridiculous 8-belt system, no series of unnecessary zippers. Just boots, pants, bangles, gloves and a giant ass sword.

I read this as: "Well, we would have to, like...work and stuff. And come on, it's Saturday."

I actually enjoyed the Trial of Friendship puzzle in Ni No Kuni quite a bit, even though I did push Esther off her platform more than I care to admit. I love that an idea like that is being expanded into a broader puzzle game, though my only concern is: how much can they really mix up the puzzles using only…