Man that class is always full so I ended up picking up Mumbled Retorts 212 during the add/drop period.
At some holiday gathering when I was seven, all the boy cousins insisted on playing a game that appeared to involve swords and riding the dog like a horse, and they wouldn't let the girls play. A relative helpfully suggested that that game was "boy stuff" anyway and we should go play with the girl toys...you know,…
Buffy people? Remember how no one could remember that Ben was Glory and Glory, Ben? I had to hear the rape allegations 3 times before they stuck. My mind wanted to reject the whole concept, even though I'm all for outing and punishing rapists
I'm gonna be that person and say.....I don't like this. I care less about the fact that he made her wear that stuff (which, just within their family, could actually be funny and effective) and more about the fact that he humiliated her in front of 250,000 people (and counting). 10 years old is old enough to start…
Number of abortion clinic bombings in the US between 1978 and 1993: over 100.
I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.
You seem to have forgotten to include Mexican Tortilla Soup in your extensive list of #1's.
No worries. Easy mistake. I'll sit here and wait until you fix it.
I wish that instead of "wholeheartedly committed to raising their child" couples would say "aren't that interested in the baby and will likely let it become feral"
Oh, internet. We're not going to fall for this again, are we?
It seems a little misogynistic to me. There seems to be a very subtle jab at this woman for having confidence.
Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.
Nice story, but they didn't help her "win homecoming queen" as the title suggests. One of the friends won and gave the crown to the bullied girl, which is very gracious and should be celebrated. That's not the same as if they'd renounced their place on the ballot in her favor and campaigned for her to win.
You know things are bad out there when I was impressed because the first guy used both versions of your/you're correctly.
Or...they thought it would have fewer calories than the non-diet Pepsi? I'm not sure why it's stupid to go with the option that's X number of calories rather than X + 150 (or whatever) calories, if you like the diet soda as well as or more than the non-diet version (or if you're adding enough stuff to the drink that…
I've done that before. Not because I thought the diet drink would cancel out the ice cream, but because I was willing to waste calories on the ice cream, not on the soda. Same thing with getting a fast-food burger and a diet coke—I'm willing to adjust the rest of my day's eating to accommodate a burger (sometimes),…
I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?
"Yea, silence has always been the most effective when trying to stop people from behaving terribly, just look in a history book!" Said no one ever.
Oddly enough, "Proven Humpage" is also the name of my tribute band that does folk covers of Digital Underground songs.