I'm fairly confident that I will never have a giant picture taken of myself while standing in front of a giant picture... of myself. If I ever do, then I have somehow failed miserably at my life.

This is my furst successful gif. A new era of commenting is born for me.

I'm going to pretend this is a sentence for his attempt to make trans-vaginal ultrasound obligatory for women seeking abortions in is ass-backwards state. It's too short.

You seem to be the only one not thinking outside of your language habits. I'm pretty sure that most Americans are aware of the fact that a lot of our language formatting is often different from other English speaking countries and don't, as you suggested, think that we are the status quo when it comes to that. Why you…

Tofu the Wonder Beast. Had cardiomyopathy but lived to 14. Best. Cat. Ever.

I miss my old man. This was Boo. He was a farm cat from my grandparent's farm in South Dakota. Moved from South Dakota, to Wisconsin, to Illinois, to Texas, back to Illinois and to Alaska twice. He lived to the good age of 19 and a half before his thyroid medication no longer worked for him and I had to let him sleep…

Here is my pile of 6 month old kittens. Mama had them under my house and somehow, they all live inside now :-/

Oh, when I say I bet someone played a vicious game of bridge, believe me it is nothing but the highest of compliments. That shit is HARD.

That's not how any of this works!

Oh god, for a horrible second I thought that said Oak Park, Illinois.

I got a super-cheap one from ELF, like $3, it's dense and soft. The first one I used, the bristles were too long & not dense enough, and the effect was okay but not great. Now I would never go back.

RIGHT? Okay, I DO wash my cream-eyeliner brush after each use, because it's absolutely necessary. But blush and powder brushes? Once a month, MAYBE. And foundation brushes don't even exist in my universe. That's called "my fingers."

How to clean makeup brushes?

I couldn't read through your entire post of rambling victim-blaming, but I want to say regardless that Ohio (the state in which Rice was fatally shot) is an open carry state. White people can literally walk into Target or Chipotle with a fully loaded AK47. White kids can run around with toy guns and no one bats an eye.

METAL FETUS (how is metal fetus not a band name)

"Tone Dougie" sounds like the kind of rap name that Garrison Keillor would come up with.

I think the more relevant question is why Mark needed a statistician to multiply 5.4 minutes by 10,000 guys.

Thank you for taking the trouble to ask! It's tu:t͡ʃe or 'tu-che (long u) ahl-buy-'ruck (stress on the last syllable).

Can you help with the pronunciation too? I want to be able to talk about her.

I have had exactly three pictures taken of me in my adult life that don't make me look like a heroin addict albino pumpkin and two of them were for College IDs. I still have the one 25 years later.