I once had someone order the soup du jour. When I brought it, she said (in the bitchiest tone ever), "Excuse me, I've had soup du jour and this is NOT it!"

The quasi-mandatory overtime at this place was the worst, especially during tax season. There was this long stretch – a few months or so — where I was working 70 or more hours a week. There was no actual rule that said I had to stay late, but the shift supervisor was useless, and loved his overtime, so he would…

During grad school I worked in a parking booth at the university hospital. It was usually a great job, I always took night shifts so that I was basically being paid to study. Nothing ever happened, really.

Arghhhh I missed last week and I have THE BEST animal story, I'm going to post it because I'm gray now anyway!

Approximately 2.5 points, which is negligible. On the other hand, boys outnumber girls in special education 2:1.

Do you see it too? Oh for a second I that was just one of those targeted ads they tailor for people individually because pretty much every ad I see everywhere online is for Vodka. Or some kind of alcohol abuse treatment center. Good to know we all got Vodka this time!

"In case you didn't know"

I actually remember flipping through this book a couple of summers ago at a college library. The main thing I remember is seeing something about "love-bites".

One person killing themselves will have very little impact on the environment and quality of life for all other living beings. If I die, humans are not going to all of a sudden stop being dicks to each other and everything else on the planet.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

We had The Quake.

My husband, born and raised in SF just saw these video and was like "back when Antioch was full of white people!"

But when are kiddie barrettes coming back? I have some Courtney Love circa 1994 I've been wanting to channel for years.

That should've been the album title about his love for Paula . "Dying Carnations in a Crappy Jar"

The computer program? That just was birthed in Da Cloud. Untouched by human intent. But also included penis and dick but not clit nor vagina, magically.

I find "the Tea People" (it's like some terrible B-movie) a really wonderful and hilarious way to reference them. Thanks for that.

I didn't say you were the only one.

The nitpicking is insane. Particularly when it's simple things that are easily correctable. "My salad was a bit limp." Okay, so when your server asked if the food was to your liking, you said... Oh that's right. You said nothing. Because you're a coward and a dick.