OR, she's a shift worker who doesn't have a 9-5 job, and that's why her kid is in a night daycare.

Do you even go here?

Holy shit! Did I miss that Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn was a long-ass stupid "joke" where the punchline was nigger? Oh wait, it's not. So that's not at all what I was addressing.

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

Last winter, exactly a week after I got out of the hospital, I kept hearing high pitched barking outside my house. I figured it was a neighbor's dog since there are a few houses near me and it would fade out as the night went on. The third morning, I heard the noises very close to my dog's door and checked it out. It…

I'm so goddamn fucking sick of the word "haters". Criticism is not hatred. When we're mailing J-Lo boxes of feces with notes that say, "this is how you look," THEN you can say we're haters.

Okay, I used four "profane" words so you're unable to compute the rest of my comment because that's all you took from it. And, please point out where I bullied you. I made a suggestion and told you that if you feel there is a need for the elections in India to be here on Jezebel, you should write one. Encouraging you…

Again, you are fundamentally confused about what the test is and what it is measuring, and you are angry at the test for not doing things it was never intended to do.

Well, you may not classify it that way, but his actions fit the definition of robbery perfectly. He took someone's property through force or intimidation, period. That's robbery. It's only "attempted" because she got it back.

That saying always rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe because it was used against me at one point (at the time, I didn't have friends of any gender), but it just seems like a safe way to put a woman in her place under the guise of being supportive of women.

You know, I support this boycott but it would be nice to see this same kind of outrage directed at them because of their treatment of WOMEN and not just gay men.

It's a physical impossibility in our universe with our known physics. If you have some method by which you can extract 2kcal of energy from 1kcal of food you should let the world know. You'd shatter modern physics while simultaneously solving global warming and all future energy needs.

Politicians swear to uphold the Constitution, not to "represent the people" — as if "the people" are just one big monolithic body anyway. They especially do not swear to uphold one particular viewpoint that is popular among the slim majority that elected them. State executives have no business defending (in court)…

that literally was the only thing that could make me stop tearing up. thanks!

ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.

The wife is in on the racist shenanigans. GMA had footage of the wife posing as a federal housing inspector, giving a false name to tenants of one of their apt. buildings, so she could figure out who she wanted to evict, based on their ethnicity.

Yeah, we can buy beer and wine at the Walgreens here in Texas. All you have to do is put up with the governor occasionally firing a gun into the air like Yosemite Sam and telling you all the solutions to the region's environmental problems are to "pray to Jesus" for rain and whatnot. Also the painful disintegration…

Yes. Their names are (from youngest to oldest): Quvenzhané, Quigley, Quiznos, Queef, Quahog, Q'doba, Quaalude, Quiche, Quilt, Quinoa, Quincy, Quality, Question Mark, Quaint, Queerbait, Quail, 'Questrian, Quimby, and Sir Quacks-a-lot.

So many penises and my main takeaway is still that no one knows how to spell "discreet".

It makes a lot more sense if you're familiar with the kind of governor her mother is.