What horrible things did Arizona ever do to deserve her?

VH1 — the network that keeps 40-something comedians regularly employed by making them relive and explain notable pop culture events from a time when said comedians were more popular, locking them into a hellish cycle of nostalgia and desperation that daytime television audiences can really relate to — has decided,…

Another creepy thing: The photog has more than a passing resemblance to a yet-to-be-devised Will Ferrell character.

I was too young when I learned about the Holocaust. I shaved all my Barbies and placed them on a cookie sheet, just as my mother was walking into the kitchen. I can't imagine the look on her face when she learned that her little girl was "playing Shoah."

My Kens were subjected to left-leg amputation as soon as they…

I think folks are missing a piece of information about the mistrial. He was charged with first degree murder in Jordan Davis' death, but the jury could convict him of second degree murder or manslaughter or determine it was excusable homicide or justifiable homicide as well. Since they convicted him of three counts of…

His response is just so incredibly dismissive of Dylan as a person separate from her mother who is capable of coming up with her own thoughts. It's like Dylan's thoughts and experiences aren't even worth responding to because her mother was mad at him. This is not the attitude of someone who cares about Dylan in any…

Yep. There was one story about a man complaining of the terrible pain, and her telling him "That's Jesus kissing you." His response: "Tell him to stop."

Who's going to play Christopher Hitchens?

I was just coming to say that. That woman's obsession with suffering can be accurately described as a fetish. And that's other people's suffering—when she was ill and in pain she got the best medical care and pain meds.

Terminal cancer patients in her hospital were denied pain meds. She was a fucking ghoul.

I actually work at Subway! Unfortunately I'm here right now. The smell is the parmesan oregano seasoning, and it makes everything smell. I can wash my hands and use smelly lotion and they still freaking smell like Subway. Never work at Subway. You will always smell like Subway.

Who gets custody of their baby?

Man, that was hilarious.

i was rather more charmed by the blur side of this brit/pop equation, but a thousand years on, i can safely say that noel gallagher is a genius for this commentary alone.

But why can't it hurt them?

I just realized how many times I used the word "horrible." I blame it on the inoffensively named beer.

Who keeps making all the Edward Cullan/Eddie Monster fanart?

As a depressed person, "whatever" is my response to just about everything.

I grew up in Vancouver and just moved to Toronto in September; this is my first For Actual Winter. I was so excited the other day when it was raining because from inside I was all "rain! I know how to do rain!". But then I went outside and realized that sh*t was IMMEDIATELY FREEZING ON THE GROUND/ANY SURFACE IT…

One of my twin daughters' high school friends got pregnant in college. She wrote the girls asking for name ideas "like memory" ...

So we sat around baffled all evening trying to think of names that were like memories. What would you possible name a child? Happiness? Love?

Finally, one of the girls wrote her back and…