The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

I watched it. I didn't cringe. Thought the part at the end was kind of funny.

Sure. They're called interns.

Someone needs to walk up to this dude in a chicken outfit and challenge him to a fight.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE????

...Pardon me while i renew my WoW subscription, i-i swear i'm not crying either! ;-;

Slightly off-topic:

It's a good thing so many other iconic characters and franchises don't have alternate redesigns:

And suddenly, world-wide Math test scores dropped dramatically!

You might expect the teenagers featured in the latest video from the Fine Brothers' React channel to not know what they're doing when playing Super Smash Bros. for N64. And that's kind of true, since there's a bunch of befuddlement on display. But, they eventually figure things and start talking trash like you're…

HOW DARE YOU YOU CISHET BODY/GENDER SHAMER. PATRIARCHY SCUM.

I wonder how people would react to COD airing on ESPN instead of Dota? For some reason, I think they'd be more open to it.

Duh.. Everybody knows DOTA is totally un-American game. Just change the game with COD and no more hate! USA USA USA !

Can't wait for Rift support.

Sub-zero making a frozen copy, and then chucking it at Scorpion was the highlight for me.

He looks like his parents died or something...

Those are hilarious... but to be fair, epic sadness is kind of Batman's super power isn't it? I'm surprised they didn't try to cast Keanu.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it more racist to say she can't use Japanese backup dancers because she's white than it is to hire a Japanese crew to make a music video for the Japanese market — where this song has been the most popular? FYI, Avril Lavigne is more popular in Japan than the West.

Am I the only one who read this article with this theme stuck in their head?