Oh hold on guys, this guy is the only person on the internet who thought a private jet would be a great perk and he didn't get recognition. Let's cancel jalopnik for the day and try again tomorrow.

I thought it was clever.

So they deserved to be injured or killed? Man, you suck.

SPOILER ALERT!!!

If dealers weren't so vague on what they could sell the car for, it would be a lot easier like buying a PS3. Don't BS me with invoice and MSRP numbers that don't matter. Sell it to me at a price that is sustainable and that the customer thinks is fair. Instead it's a bunch of crap from both sides.

You can get this effect in photography using the tilt shift technique. I've never seen it legitimately done with video before but there are tools you can use in post to get the same effect. This was likely done in his video editing software where it is usually just called selective focus. The thing about using it…

Good job, going to an automotive news site after one of the most talked about races of the year happens.  You're an idiot for expecting it to not be on the front page.  It's the freaking Daytona 500.

Seconded.

Seeing as how our boy Raphael owns a baja Beetle he got for $1500, I think his opinion of cheap is still spot on.

You're so awesome.  Tell me more about how great your car is.  The excellent mileage, how you never have to work on it, how quiet it is on the inside!  Let us know what an exciting life you live!

The best one I ever saw had a big Scope logo on it with the tagline "KEEPIN IT FRESH" underneath. I would drive that every day.

<—-*Watches video and immediately puts own Mustang on craigslist.*

That is quite awesome. I'm gonna start treating mine more like equipment and less like a baby bird.

Thanks for sharing this, I feel like I've been babying my 7D too much now! Jokes aside, this makes me feel great about the life I can expect out of the little guy.

They should all be arrested for driving on the wrong side of the road.

An aside: My friend who got me into bikes told me "I may never be able to afford the fastest cars in the world, but I can sure afford one of the fastest bikes." If thrill is your game, get a bike.

We do play in-state, moron. Every two years we head down to Baton Rouge to play the Tigers. Also we put up more points against A&M than anyone else this year and only lost that game by 2.

Doesn't look all that straight.

I think most newer models run too hot with gasoline and anything other than diesel. But I'm not an expert and am going on what a reliable coworker told me.

A buddy at work was in the National Guard. He said they'd put a bit of gasoline in the Hummvee if they needed to go faster. Said they'd get a few extra mph out of it and also get in a ton of trouble if anyone found out. Destroying the engine was worth getting through a couple areas fast according to him.