@Rusty Van Horn: I'll second that. Hilarious. #cotdnominations #cotd

@_covert: Amen!

@ttyymmnn: I think they mean the sticker that goes in the corner of the license plate marking that the car is registered through a certain date (2 years).

@Awesome X:

90s Pontiac Grand Am / Grand Prix. Lived in white trash country all my life and I see quite a lot of em scurrying around the trailer park.

@Bonhomme7h: I didn't know about this until today. But I think I've wanted one all my life.

sorry Ash, I was late to the game after loading the page. Didn't mean to bombard you with that.

@Ash78, Nascar draft dodger: Volkswagen Group A5/PQ35

The only thing special about this guy is that he lives next to kevin durant... he couldn't even come up with a twitter name that's about himself.

@David Freed: yup i've made my decision. I'm buying a Canon. Nikon's spin wheel is way too small.

@crankyshaft: I have no clue how I let that happen. Thanks for catching that.

Lotus Elise:

@Homer Berkowitz: same EXACT thing happened to me. pretty far from awesome.

@seventhrest: blah blah blah something about "being an exception, not the rule"

@HallaEks: Or just telling your kids they they're too fat to have a happy meal.

@Clown Shoe Pilot: there should be some sort of a provision like this. heart click for shooting asshats.

@strays2k: A tasteful sound system would be much more beneficial to me in a daily driver than most of the crap that clown listed.

@Octomac: Thank you for being practical. This guy admits to blowing money on a CRX. Great car, doesn't need any of the crap he listed. Except the tires. Has anyone priced racing buckets? Sweet baby Jesus in a tiny canoe, they're expensive!

@Stoatmaster is Hedy Lamarr: i would never inflict such terrible sounds on fellow jalopnik commenters. shame on you.

@Brickmodder: The World Cheese Dip Competition in Little Rock was pretty awesome, however. The fair sucked though.