On the scale of slogans that are good to chant, “Tesla brakes fail” is not great.

There should be a completely separate racing series just for the unqualified kids of billionaires. Like IROC except IROD, the International Race of Darwin, or possibly Dipshits, take your pick.

If you had looked around the parking lot at my late-80s high school, you might have determined that “the car of the 80s” was actually a 1978 Nova. 

I’m not sure which car is “The Most 80s.” But whatever it is, it’s definitely a K-Car.

An ignition switch on the steering column isn’t “logical,” it’s just familiar.

“ If I have a family at some point in the future, this would be great. But I just don’t need all the space.”

You think this is slow? Compared to your Jeeps?

I’m guessing cell phone use was a significant, contributing factor.

It may not be the sexiest car out there, but what about the Prius V?

As a user in LA county, the bakery thing is super frustrating.  I get different bakeries from the same people in different batches.  Samoas are very different between the two.

“My friend has a pellet blocking his nose!”

Are you seriously complaining that new Porsches are expensive? Their parent company literally just came out with an affordable EV that fits your description. You might as well be bitching that the 918 was a sign that hybrids were unaffordable by the masses and that automakers weren’t taking them seriously.

Porsches in general are unattainable for the majority. It’s not the job of Porsche to provide affordable models, it’s the companies that are already making entry-level vehicles that need to pick up that slack.

Once again, the long roof looks so much better than the sedan version. Damn that’s pretty. 

At least Home Town every Reno doesn’t look exactly the same. You’ve seen one Fixer Upper, you’ve seen them all

WacoVision.

I will make a note in the future to include more interior shots in our briefs

Howdy, I totally understand your questioning. You did not know this, but I had personally encouraged Alex to use his own photography he had happened to take instead of the provided press photos after the fact, but he had not planned on sharing them until I requested them - hence the low selection. In general, we…

Jalopnik has banned good interior shots in car reviews hasn’t it?
I’d like to see the seats and cargo area, etc. in a review of this type of vehicle.

Yes I can probably google it and find them somewhere else, but shouldn’t have to, it should be part of a review article.

so i can sit on my comfortable couch and play on a 55" OLED screen?