I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

^^^ Found the Trekkie

First Lt Yar, now our tires!!

While you’re in Sweden, please find and review a 2011 SAAB 9-5 Sportcombi... There should be at 1/2 a dozen somewhere.

Heat transmitted from going that speed hazed the clearcoat would be my guess, but I’m no expert.

“And, as car salespeople go, he does seem like one of the good ones, referring to himself as an “advisor,” not a salesman, sometimes turning customers away if he thinks they can’t afford a car.”

Well obviously, he doesn’t want to waste his time on someone who won’t/can’t buy a car. This isn’t morality, this is…

I’m going to lawyer up and audit this because my record can’t be broken. If the numbers are fudged I’m going to sue?

This Girard guy sounds like an absolute lunatic who probably should have been institutionalized decades ago. Burying a copy of your W-2 over your old boss’ casket is not the indication of a well mind.

Elizabeth Swaney was robbed.

World’s fastest motorized log. Lincoln Log

I bet you think all assassinated presidents are the same.

You made a fitting Call of Duty reference. You get a star.

Cleveland fans been barking for years...it’s all we got during football season.

My wife left me 3 years ago.

My favorite bit though is how she definitely thinks she nailed it.

Yeah, but that Eagles Super Bowl parade was one hell of a party!

For the wary, for the same price you can get a used Aeron or Steelcase in perfectly good condition for about the same price. All the comfort without any of the embarrassing style.

Update...The SUV driver has been booked on felony assault charges and the BMW driver is facing misdemeanor charges as well. You can look in The Patch to verify this. 

Definitely not the proper way to “Escape” the situation.

Hey buddy, don’t be that guy. Be a friend.