I use a similar phrase to what I said when everyone got super excitable over Brandi Chastain’s shirt-off celebration... If you take issue with seeing a sports bra, never go to a beach.

I was also under the impression that extreme stress and physical exhaustion were the secret, not fucking meditation techniques (valuable as those might be; but the article didn’t even include breathing techniques.)

You are in for a big surprise. 

I am a PC user but my favorite camera access control tool may work on a Mac, as well.

My family would probably just assume I came into a windfall of cash, faked my death, and took off to a tropical island somewhere.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

I was in high school and college in the 90s and goddammit I am not doing this again!

Or just go to Qdoba where it’s always free to add to my burritos.

Please don’t try to make this a cleanliness issue. Those little suckers can hide anywhere and the most clean environment can get infested. Tying them to cleaniness furthers a stigma attached to those who get infested.

I basically had the same thing happen. I worked in a newsroom, and my schedule included a Sunday shift that was often a little slow. I noticed during one of my lunch breaks that the fridge was nasty. It was a brutally boring day, so I took 20 minutes and cleaned it out. A few weeks later it was nasty again. No…

We are much alike bat-whisperer. I hate cockroaches; especially if they can fly. 

Cutting out toxic family is amazing and people who don’t get it have never had that soul-draining exhaustion of trying to explain why Uncle Toxic is destroying your spirit with his gay-hating/racism/something that hurts you and you don’t want to just smile and deal anymore.

Or you could go Japanese style and do a thorough scrub down and rinse before you soak in the hot clean water.

so why the fuck is that ugly prick on camera if that’s his criteria?

People are upset that the U.S. is on the list ahead of other countries where it is obviously dangerous for women, but remember that health is one of the metrics used, as well as sexual violence and discrimination. We are going backwards in women health, especially for pregnant women who are not rich. Add that to the…

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

It’s all evil. Pure, unadulterated evil in the name of capitalism, privatization, greed, and profit.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

Pfft. Benadryl. Rookies. Everyone knows vodka is the magic elixir.