Heard on NPR this morning that 4 guys that were being held for raping a girl along a road in India were taken to the scene of the crime and they supposedly tried to get away. The police shot them all dead and people were happy. A family memeber was quoted as being “happy and that their daughter was at peace now”

Those barriers are there for good reason assholes! It’s dumb enough to cross the barrier, but crossing the barrier and then turning your back on the animal (which further triggers a predator’s instincts) is colossally stupid. People who flout basic common sense to get better selfies deserve to be mauled.

After a few years of acne and careful research (and also a bit of scarring), I feel I am in a position to talk about this.

It’s a good one when you hear it both pop and hit the mirror.

This is a great concept on paper, but I feel like you’re suggesting that people, now, with 7 weeks left in the year, try to call their providers and book appointments for stuff like an annual physical, and specialists... With the lack of primary care docs out there, booking annual physicals can be something that takes…

Better headline: “Schedule two appointments in one day: first-in-the-morning and first-after-lunch”

Six days. Six. I’m a gay dude and even I know that’s not a good sign.

For real this reads like some incel manifesto on an “alleged” shooters Facebook.

“Listen, I’m not perfect, but women aren’t perfect and that’s gross. All of my standards are reasonable and because of this, I can never be happy nor will I ever sully my perfect record, by picking through the “damaged”bin. A bin which I am DEFINITELY not apart of.”

Kanye?

lol, i think you watch too much porn, either that or you run in a very weird social circle.  maybe both.  i kept expecting there to be a punchline at the end, but it never came.

ever since then I’ve been voting middle-right.. and will continue to do so.

It’s not murder because a fetus isn’t a person

I doubt anyone is interested in reading your long ass bullshit post. Don't have abortions if you don't like them. 

It’s 2018 bitch we all big.

“We looked up and saw in him possibly our husbands, our sons, our cousins, our co-workers, our brothers.”

Absolutely agree, it definitely was angering. I did not crack a smile at the cold open, I just could not. Although I will give props to Beck Bennett for an almost-perfect impersonation of turtle man. But this was too serious a subject and many of us are hurting too badly for this to be spoofed.

Aside from Davidson’s bit (probably written for or with him by Jost & Che) the whole rest of the show was more miss than hit. But the cold open was DREADFUL. This was more angering than tickling. Even Kate’s Lindsey Graham was just disturbing this time. We all know that “comedy = tragedy + time”, and even allowing…

And the fucking gaslighting - “look what you made me do.”

“Sweetheart.”