um.....Lock Her Up?

Daily fucking reminder:

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

I was thinking Rosie as Trump, but Rosie as Bannon would work too.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE lock him up in the Tower of London and don’t let him out.

My family wouldn’t recognize a fact if it bit them in the ass. Fox News has rotted their brains.

Did you hear the one about Anthony Weiner fighting with his new girlfriend? When she found out that the feds might charge him with possession of child porn, she screamed at him that he was a pedophile. Anthony turned to her and said “Pedophile, huh? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.”

I have zero sympathy. ZERO. And I feel bad for everyone. If you didnt care that Trump and every single Republican said REPEATEDLY “We are repealing Obamacare but we wont tell you with what we will replace it with” and you voted for them DESPITE benefiting from Obamacare, zero fucks given.

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Imprison journalists, key step in the dictators handbook.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

“Additionally, she looks like she couldn’t be bothered to fully zip up her skin suit.”

She would have been such a good president.

Congratulations!

I find as I get older I get less attached to things and have less sentimental value for them. Those pens that I would never use, fill them with ink, use them. Carry them around. Same with the good china. Slap that mac and cheese right on there. Life is short. Half the stuff I was so attached to was just sitting…

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.