1. Yes

It must’ve been brutal when those armed men barged into your home/office/mother’s basement and forced you to click on this link.

I just started The Night Circus, which my mother gave me something like six years ago, and I’ve just gotten around to now. After half a day, I’m nearly half way through. It’s a mesmerizing read. Highly recommended if you like Victorian-set fiction, with a dusting of magic!

Another friendly reminder that political correctness is simply treating people with respect. So yea, he’ll probably be acquitted.

“At the end of 8 years”. Oh go fuck yourself

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

It just keep his preferred FLOTUS in town.

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

Officially sick of this.

I have been big into Korean skincare. Using it with my acne meds have helped my skin. I hoard that stuff and try to save it as much as possible.

Rosie is correct Trump is mentally ill, you don’t even need Dr. Phil to prove it.

Nothing wrong with being alone, nothing.

So we’re just going with the rebranded “wolfpack” bullshit after years of them calling themselves “Pussy Posse”? No. Just call them what they actually are at this point, skeezy middle-aged creeps.

Jack russells are completely bananas. My landlady had four of them who would actually break into our house - we never did work out how they were getting in. The place was freezing cold and inconveniently located, but we were really reluctant to move, as we were going to miss the JRA (jack Russell army). The oldest of…

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

A few years ago I started making cloth bags for my gifts. I stitch a piece of ribbon into a side seam so the tie is handy.

When are we going to admit that the rapture has begun and God isn’t who he said he was?

The blown out eye isn’t creepy. The entire “posting an ex on the internet” is creepy as heck.